Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security What airport X-rays have discovered so far: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go to...
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security What airport X-rays have discovered so far: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go to...
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Gave me a chuckle. A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to di...
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Gave me a chuckle. A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to di...
Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth? No problem. ...
Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth? No problem. ...
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee . As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cattle, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning&nbs...
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee . As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cattle, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning&nbs...
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up. Sent to me by one of my ant friends! OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or she...
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up. Sent to me by one of my ant friends! OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or she...
Have you ever told a little white lie? Well this one is the frosting on the cake! WHITE LIE CAKE Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies ' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout ...
Have you ever told a little white lie? Well this one is the frosting on the cake! WHITE LIE CAKE Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies ' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout ...
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so... but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan . Obama,&nbs...
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so... but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan . Obama,&nbs...
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. ...