It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
I got this today via email and laughed my butt off. I loved it remembering back when my kids were little and my husband would ask the same question thinking I was just playing with the kids all day. This is for all you moms out there......have a good one!!! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was t...
I got this today via email and laughed my butt off. I loved it remembering back when my kids were little and my husband would ask the same question thinking I was just playing with the kids all day. This is for all you moms out there......have a good one!!! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was t...
1. I was forced to Bathe as a child 2. People who Bathe are hypocrites ; they think they are cleaner than everyone else. 3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose. 4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped 5. I still Bathe on special occasions , like Christmas and Easter 6. None of my friends Bathe. 7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe. 8. I really don't have t ime . 9. The bathroom is too col...
1. I was forced to Bathe as a child 2. People who Bathe are hypocrites ; they think they are cleaner than everyone else. 3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose. 4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped 5. I still Bathe on special occasions , like Christmas and Easter 6. None of my friends Bathe. 7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe. 8. I really don't have t ime . 9. The bathroom is too col...
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
I thought this was a riot. In my inbox tonight and thought I'd share. There's a lot of truth here. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesi...
I thought this was a riot. In my inbox tonight and thought I'd share. There's a lot of truth here. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesi...
I did not write this, but got it from a friend. Thought it was as short as you can get and as hilarious as it is short. A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect". He never heard the shot......
I did not write this, but got it from a friend. Thought it was as short as you can get and as hilarious as it is short. A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect". He never heard the shot......
I received this this morning via email and thought it was hysterical. Well the guys might not think so. We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head ...
I received this this morning via email and thought it was hysterical. Well the guys might not think so. We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head ...
The following piece was written by my college son and published in the newspaper. I thought it was thought provoking. The newspaper has received quite a few comments on this. Santa vs. Satan It is a complicated, biased, horrible train of thought. On the one hand stands Santa Claus himself. We normally drive the thought into our child’s mind that Santa Claus, Ole’ Saint Nick, is the saint of the modern times. Santa Claus brings presents, which in turn bring joy to us all. Perche...