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January 5, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
April 30, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle. 


A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.  

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
March 17, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
January 8, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 
He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  ...
October 19, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up.  Sent to me by one of my ant friends!


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be ...
August 20, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Have you ever told a little white lie?  Well this one is the frosting on the cake!


Alice Grayson was
to bake a cake for the Baptist
Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot
to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning
of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found
an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying
her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout

August 17, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so...   but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? 

JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.

Obama, Pelosi, and Sen...
August 11, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body. ...
June 27, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Now this is one big nightmare!  Hope you have a sense of humor.  Sent to me by a friend.  The Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black.I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.       But i...
June 26, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
A friend sent me this story and I thought it was a hoot!!!! 

GardenGrass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.

 Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.
Here's why.........  A couple in Baltimore, Maryland had a lot of potted plants.
During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing some of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.  It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the p...
April 4, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Sent to me by a friend with a question.  Who thinks this stuff up? 


Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavorIn honor of the 44th President of the United States ,

" Barocky Road ".

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. ...
December 8, 2008 by KFC Kickin For Christ
 This was sent to me by a friend. What A System In The US--Forgive And Forget -- Let
Bygones Be Bygones...

The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter
election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality. For
instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men
who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.  Dick Cheney will...
September 25, 2008 by KFC Kickin For Christ
You have to understand Alaskans have their own set of values....got this from a friend in VA.... 

The  Pope In Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat and a 'To Hell with Bush T-shirt, was screaming while st...
September 10, 2008 by KFC Kickin For Christ
When my kids were little I loved to read them fairy tales and nursery rhymes.  Who doesn't remember the little Red Hen? 

Well here's a new modern take on this old story.   Got it from a friend. 

 Once upon a time, on a farm in Virginia , there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat.

    She called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall...
September 2, 2008 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The worldseems crazy right now between the crazy protestors smashing car windows and creating much havoc outside the RNC, the case of the missing three year old in our neck of the woods and the weather going bonkers all around us.

Sometimes you just need a good joke to get your mind off things.  

My husband sent this one.  The gals will like it. 

Three men were hiking thru a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.  Needing t...