It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
I thought this was a riot. In my inbox tonight and thought I'd share. There's a lot of truth here. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesi...
I thought this was a riot. In my inbox tonight and thought I'd share. There's a lot of truth here. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesi...
I did not write this, but got it from a friend. Thought it was as short as you can get and as hilarious as it is short. A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect". He never heard the shot......
I did not write this, but got it from a friend. Thought it was as short as you can get and as hilarious as it is short. A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect". He never heard the shot......
I received this this morning via email and thought it was hysterical. Well the guys might not think so. We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head ...
I received this this morning via email and thought it was hysterical. Well the guys might not think so. We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head ...
The following piece was written by my college son and published in the newspaper. I thought it was thought provoking. The newspaper has received quite a few comments on this. Santa vs. Satan It is a complicated, biased, horrible train of thought. On the one hand stands Santa Claus himself. We normally drive the thought into our child’s mind that Santa Claus, Ole’ Saint Nick, is the saint of the modern times. Santa Claus brings presents, which in turn bring joy to us all. Perche...
The following piece was written by my college son and published in the newspaper. I thought it was thought provoking. The newspaper has received quite a few comments on this. Santa vs. Satan It is a complicated, biased, horrible train of thought. On the one hand stands Santa Claus himself. We normally drive the thought into our child’s mind that Santa Claus, Ole’ Saint Nick, is the saint of the modern times. Santa Claus brings presents, which in turn bring joy to us all. Perche...
My very good friend sent me this.....too funny and since we just had a new grandson who just had this done, pretty timely. Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What Are you here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a Little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that one When I was four. They put you to...
My very good friend sent me this.....too funny and since we just had a new grandson who just had this done, pretty timely. Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What Are you here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a Little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that one When I was four. They put you to...
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'." "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting Show Me. " So the scientist bends down to the earth an...