Just For Laughs-Four Truths

Published on June 3, 2006 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious

Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian

World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Comments

BlueDev

on Jun 03, 2006

That was good for a chuckle.

Moderateman

on Jun 03, 2006

number four has more truth than you might think. thanx for the morning giggle.

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 03, 2006

#4 is a blasphemous lie! Baptists are getting MUCH more progressive! They now wave at each other in liquor stores even, and I'm sure, at Hooters as well.

Thanks for the laugh, KFC!

bakerstreet

on Jun 03, 2006

Oh, they most certainly recognize each other. Then they go to a third party that wasn't there and whisper where they saw them.

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 03, 2006

Then they go to a third party that wasn't there and whisper where they saw them.

Right...because they were only in there to use the payphone when their car broke down!

AvantiTexan

on Jun 03, 2006

Nice for laughs, thanks!

BakerStreet

Then they go to a third party that wasn't there and whisper where they saw them.

This was goooood.

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Jun 03, 2006

hey.....watch it guys......I kinda like the Baptists!!!!

.......

jlaur65

on Jun 03, 2006

well, you posted it. lol.

MasonM

on Jun 03, 2006

Dunno about numer 4. I regularly attend a Baptist bar.

Tova7

on Jun 04, 2006

Well last time I was in Hooters....I was supposed to be at church, so you are closer than you think!

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Jun 04, 2006

To Tova......

Let's talk.

From KFC

Poetfae

on Jun 05, 2006

Very funny.
Hooters has been my sons favourite restaurant since he was 7, when we were in Ottawa at a church convention. When we were on our way there we told him that some people thought it wasn't a good place to go because of what the girls have to wear. When we walked in he said, "My sisters wear less than they do." There you go, Life's a beach, especially along the shores of Lake Huron.

Every time we go to a city with Hooters, my son has to eat there. He gets his picture with the girls. Last time was his 13th birthday.
Soon it isn't going to be so cute anymore

Aurora~B~Alias

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Jun 05, 2006

Soon it isn't going to be so cute anymore

nope

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