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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.  She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
 
She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
 
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.  You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minut...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/319059http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/319059Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/319035
My father had only recently died from typhus, which had run  rampant through the crowded ghetto. My greatest fear was that our family would be separated.


"Whatever you do," Isidore, my eldest brother, whispered to me, "don't tell them your age.. Say you're...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/319035http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/319035Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318837
Nope.  Loving every bit of it.  Well maybe I wouldn't if I was a roof worker or landscaper but since I don't have to do these sorts of jobs the heat really doesn't bother me much. 

Actually we've been watching the weather back home and they've had some days hotter than ...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318837http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318837Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318662
What is going on?  Why the big push?  Is it any wonder people are so tired of this?  Here's the latest in So. Carolina.

The majority of South Carolina residents are upset over an advertising campaign to attract homosexual tourists. The ad campaign was run in London for several cities. South Carolina was the only state with a role, and their ad said "South Carolina is so gay."

 

Oran Smith of the Palmetto Family Council notes those who heard t...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318662http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318662Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318389
This decision which I believe has been rescinded or at least stayed for a period of time reminded me about another case in 1983 not to mention Hitler's outlawing homeschooling in, I believe, 1938. 

Back in 1983 homeschooling was outlawed in about 45 states because it was mandated that the parents would have to have a four year teaching certific...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318389http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318389Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318338
 

If you had to give up sex or hot water for a week which would you give up?

 ]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318338http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318338Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318311
This reporter had talked to NEA officials who confided in him that they were deeply concerned with what's g...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318311http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318311Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318288
What is being taught in history today nowhere resembles what I or my mom or grandmother were taught as children.  A whole generation of children ar...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318288http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/318288Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317990
I didn't even know, ...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317990http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317990Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317920
I believe him.  So I follow him.   I pay attention to his words and I try my best to act and behave in a manner worthy of Him.   I'm not perfect and I mess up on a pretty regular basis but as I get older it gets a bit easier to do what he w...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317920http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317920Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317918
It seems as tho a Michigan man is in much emotional pain and is now finding himself mentally unstable so he needs to sue  somebody to feel better. 

What's the problem? 

Well I guess he read the bible and it pained him so much that he became physically discomforted, bewildered and demoralized.  Say what??   What did he read?&...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317918http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317918Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317865
I've got a good one. 

In a town near to us a bunch of cars were found with drill holes in their gas tanks and of course empty gas tanks.  People are starting to get desperate. 

It seems as tho somebody thought they'd help themselves to a good price on gasoline...say nothing per gallon.  Can't beat that price!

But, there was one small problem. 

I wonder how long it took him ...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317865http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317865Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317833
When our boys were little we'd always say as we drove the last mile home after a vacation or extended trip away, "home again, home again, jiggidy jig." 

No matter how great the time  away from home was it was always good to be home.  It's always good to sleep ...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317833http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317833Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317690
She wrote about her own extensive reading of the classics.  She read literature in English, French and Greek all without being able to see or hear a blessed word!  Amazing!  What's my excuse?   Here she wrote about her reading about Troy.

"It was the Iliad that ma...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317690http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/317690Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02KFC Kickin For Christhttp://kfc.joeuser.com/article/315813
What did I read? 

In Gloucester, MA a group of teenage girls all under the age of 16 made a pact to get pregnant.  And they did.

Right now ...]]>http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/315813http://kfc.joeuser.com/article/315813Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:02 -04002008-07-24T01:00:02