Just Follow These Easy Steps: A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,   marry men. B.  Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats .

Just Follow These Easy Steps: A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,   marry men. B.  Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats .

I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend.    Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annu...

I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend.    Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annu...

I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it.    I bought a  bird feeder . I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it Lovingly with with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the ta...

I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it.    I bought a  bird feeder . I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it Lovingly with with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the ta...

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security What airport X-rays have discovered so far:   Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3   Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go to...

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security What airport X-rays have discovered so far:   Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3   Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go to...

Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle.    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.   After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to di...

Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle.    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.   After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to di...

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  ...

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  ...

The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee .     As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?'  He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning&nbs...

The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee .     As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?'  He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning&nbs...

I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up.  Sent to me by one of my ant friends!   OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or she...