Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament 4. Pope Died Lesson Learned? The next time Charles gets married, Someone warn the Pope.
Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament 4. Pope Died Lesson Learned? The next time Charles gets married, Someone warn the Pope.
Well tax time is in full force. We are starting to get a bit punchy at the office per usual for this time of year. It's all uphill from here. With me as the only gal with four guys giving me grief and lots to do, I look for ways to enjoy the days. We have a good time even when stressed for the most part. The guys at work are a good bunch and I enjoy what I do. I like my job and the guys I work with. I thought I'd share a bit of tax time humor with ya'll. Hopefully it will bring a...
Well tax time is in full force. We are starting to get a bit punchy at the office per usual for this time of year. It's all uphill from here. With me as the only gal with four guys giving me grief and lots to do, I look for ways to enjoy the days. We have a good time even when stressed for the most part. The guys at work are a good bunch and I enjoy what I do. I like my job and the guys I work with. I thought I'd share a bit of tax time humor with ya'll. Hopefully it will bring a...
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
I got this today via email and laughed my butt off. I loved it remembering back when my kids were little and my husband would ask the same question thinking I was just playing with the kids all day. This is for all you moms out there......have a good one!!! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was t...
I got this today via email and laughed my butt off. I loved it remembering back when my kids were little and my husband would ask the same question thinking I was just playing with the kids all day. This is for all you moms out there......have a good one!!! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was t...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which...
1. I was forced to Bathe as a child 2. People who Bathe are hypocrites ; they think they are cleaner than everyone else. 3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose. 4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped 5. I still Bathe on special occasions , like Christmas and Easter 6. None of my friends Bathe. 7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe. 8. I really don't have t ime . 9. The bathroom is too col...
1. I was forced to Bathe as a child 2. People who Bathe are hypocrites ; they think they are cleaner than everyone else. 3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose. 4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped 5. I still Bathe on special occasions , like Christmas and Easter 6. None of my friends Bathe. 7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe. 8. I really don't have t ime . 9. The bathroom is too col...
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
A nice JU friend sent me this today. What a riot. An cinnamon orange biscuit sounds good right about now. In memory of. . . Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
I thought this was a riot. In my inbox tonight and thought I'd share. There's a lot of truth here. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesi...