There are more important things in life.......
Published on March 18, 2006 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came
along,
too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of
the
Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911,
and it
wasn't
more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop
had
a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop
tried
to
make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head
in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers
are,"
he said. "You are so focused on our possessions that you neglect the
most
important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm
is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"My God!" screamed the lawyer.


"Where's my ROLEX?"




Comments
on Mar 18, 2006
i wish i had a lexus.......



oh wait.
am i missing the point?



i'm glad i have my arm.
on Mar 19, 2006
It is so easy gigging lawyers!  like shooting fish in a barrell! 
on Mar 19, 2006
ya, I hope we don't have any lawyers on JU....lol.

i wish i had a lexus.......



ya, it would be nice....but I'd rather have my arm!!