At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come outwith a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumpersticker comes from New York State: "2008 - RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.Where can I get one of these?
Gotta laugh....... "It was the first State of the Union Mr. Bush has given in which Congress seemed utterly pre-9/11 in terms of battle lines drawn...It seemed a metaphor for the Democrat Party: "We don't know where to stand or what to stand for, and in fact we're not good at standing for anything anyway, but at least we know we can't stand Republicans." - Peggy Noonan Good ol' Conan...... "Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environmen...
I received this letter today from a friend and given all the flak on immigration; t hought I'd add it to the mix. Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm ...
A Frightening Analysis This is a speech given about 2 years ago but still worth repeating. Have you heard this? We all know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration-overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor named Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining ho...
OSAMA & THE GENIE While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle along the way and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
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Ok, here's another. I'm writing a lot today especially for me. The reason being is I'm housebound. We are supposed to get like two feet of snow. I'd say we've got about 15-18 inches already. We are having a good ol' fashion nor'easter. It's been a long time since we had a storm like this one. Everything in the state I think has been canceled. Good day to just sit home and relax. So let's see, the wood stove is cranking. The tea kettle is full on the woodstove. My Clorox jugs are ...
“ I recognize we are meeting here today to consider a bill to protect chickens, but isn’t protecting our nation’s young women … equally, if not more important, than our dinner entrée?” -- Rep. James Sensenbrenner, R-Wis., commenting after Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee approved a measure earlier this week to stop animals from being transported across state lines for fighting, but rejected his amendment to stop young girls from being secretly taken across state lines for ab...
Ok, I got another news flash from the Journal. It looks like there's a big meeting planned in Atlanta next year in what is being described as a call for compassion. Several Baptist groups will be involved in this gathering. Leaders of 40 of them will meet with former Presidents Carter and Clinton. The meeting will focus on many social issues. You know stuff like, ecology, racism, poverty and AIDS. Looks like the only missing Baptist group is the Southern Baptist Organization which ...
I received this today via email and was shocked at the number of deaths surrounding the Clintons and had to ask myself.... is this normal? Yes they are in the spotlight, and they do have alot of contacts. But is this normal to have sooooo many people die some in very mysterious ways, or is it just another Clinton basher trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. Is this a "right wing" conspiracy? You decide. Food for Thought--------- Just a quick refresher course lest we forget wh...
Ok, so we know now that Hillary has officially tossed her hat into the ring. So next is her coming out party and schedule of events. Here's the lineup..... 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremo...
For My Democrat Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to ...
Dear Terrorists, I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England . I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a brother and Sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generat...
Much has been said here lately about taxes so I'd like to share a story I heard a long time ago. You're either gonna love it or hate it. Depends on which you relate to.....the Ant or the Grasshopper? THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER Old Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fe...
When I went to pick up my mail today, I was sure glad to see a trash can within reach. I hate bringing junk mail home with me. It just doesn't seem right that I'm forced to, in some cases, pay for mail I didn't solicit or want in the least. Today I had quite a handful. Then I get home and read the paper to see that our looking-out-for-our-best-interest-lawmakers are spending our money sending us junkmail. This is to the tune of $20.3 million dollars a year. They call it governmen...