At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come outwith a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumpersticker comes from New York State: "2008 - RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.Where can I get one of these?

Gotta laugh....... "It was the first State of the Union Mr. Bush has given in which Congress seemed utterly pre-9/11 in terms of battle lines drawn...It seemed a metaphor for the Democrat Party: "We don't know where to stand or what to stand for, and in fact we're not good at standing for anything anyway, but at least we know we can't stand Republicans." - Peggy Noonan Good ol' Conan...... "Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environmen...

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" ...

For My Democrat Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to ...

Dear Terrorists, I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England . I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a brother and Sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generat...

Much has been said here lately about taxes so I'd like to share a story I heard a long time ago. You're either gonna love it or hate it. Depends on which you relate to.....the Ant or the Grasshopper? THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER Old Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fe...

I received this letter today from a friend and given all the flak on immigration; t hought I'd add it to the mix. Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm ...

A Frightening Analysis This is a speech given about 2 years ago but still worth repeating. Have you heard this? We all know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration-overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor named Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining ho...

OSAMA & THE GENIE While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle along the way and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." ...

Many are buzzing about Hillary and have been for quite some time. She's the darling of the Dems and could easily be their best shot for the next election. I hear alot of support for her from those on the left but I'm puzzled. I mean I am actually really wondering what has she done in the six years or so that's she's been a NY Senator? Is she like Paris Hilton, famous for being famous or is she legit? Does she have something that makes her honestly stand out from the others besides be...

Well Obama's gone and done it. He's ticked off the Evangelicals by going back on his committment not to be divisive. He has taken the low road in demeaning and mocking the faith of Conservative Christians. This is something he promised he wouldn't do. This weekend he spoke at the national meeting of the very liberal United Church of Christ. He said the "Christian Right" has exploited its stance on several hot-button issues to attack the Democratic Party. He said "Faith got hijac...

Now, I think I've heard just about everything. Did you know there's a law still on the NH books that says: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. I guess it's irreverant to do so. How in the world do they enforce this one....especially since there's no outhouses anymore to peek into? Did the elders or deacons enforce this back then by watching carefully so this didn't happen? What about the other days of the week? It was ok then? You can check your...

A Republican Friend sent me this and I thought I'd pass it along. I loved it. I've heard it said many times, "if you're not a Democrat when you're young you have no heart and if you're not a Republican when you're old, you have no brain." A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father...

I was watching the news last night and I couldn't help but be disgusted with the State of Maine. I know they are one of the highest (if not the highest) taxed states in the country. It's not unusual for taxpayers to be getting a refund from the Federal only to pay big to the State. It's usually a sure thing. Many businesses have pulled out for just that reason. It's hard to be a business owner with the State looking over your shoulder squeezing every penny they can out of you. Here's ...

Ok, here's another. I'm writing a lot today especially for me. The reason being is I'm housebound. We are supposed to get like two feet of snow. I'd say we've got about 15-18 inches already. We are having a good ol' fashion nor'easter. It's been a long time since we had a storm like this one. Everything in the state I think has been canceled. Good day to just sit home and relax. So let's see, the wood stove is cranking. The tea kettle is full on the woodstove. My Clorox jugs are ...