Hmm, free healthcare, housing, education and even exemption from taxes. It seems getting rid of a few Senators and Congressmen in the process is more like icing on the cake. Not to mention a chance for romance and sex.

HEY,  where do I sign up?  in two years I'll qualify and I can't wait!  For right now,  well I get by.

It would behoove you to check your obnoxious and foul langauge at the door (even though you cannot create a coherant sentence without it apparently).  Since you like to lie (I never visist JU), at least use non foul words to promote your lies and insults.  Clearly you have the mind of a child.  And the child is better for having you steal it.

If you don't like it here, feel free to leave.

I said nothing that wasn't already directly implied. I just took off the false veneer of wink, wink, nudge, nudge and took what was implied and made it explicit.

As far as lying *you* are the liar. Please quote a single reply, *any* reply, where I've said "I never visit JU". Go ahead prove that you're not lying, I dare you.

I've said "I seldom visit JU" or I don't visit JU all that frequently or a number of other phrases to that effect, but I have *never* said I never visit JU. Seldom is not never. But then that's what you do best. Lie about what people say and then argue against the lie that you created.

Usually when someone feels free to spout off foul language on my site I give them a period of time to edit their comment because I run a non-vulgararity blog here.  Since Dr. Guy pointed  out your choice of wording and you did not care to change it,  I felt I had no choice but to delete your comment Mumble. 

Feel free to insult me any which way but please leave the vulgarity at your door, not mine. 

The animosity you show here doesn't suit anyone Mumble. 

My intent was not to insult you in particular but to point out the ugliness that is in fact the reality that lies beneath the otherwise apparent joviality of your post. I find joking about old people choosing to go to prison for the health care and tax benefits as offensive as you found my words. In retrospect I should have made a distinction as to the author. If the author was DG or any of a number of others here then I would be totally unapologetic. But he wasn’t the author, you were.

As far as leaving the reply “as is” I assumed that DG reported the reply and I had no desire to pretend that I never said what I said. I do stand behind the things I’ve said for good or ill.

But you’re right *you* did not deserve to be the target of those kinds of words. Again I apologize to you and only you.

apology accepted Mumble.  No hard feelings. 

My 92 year old grandmother and my 87 shut-in friend that I visit weekly would both get a kick out of this joke.  One is a liberal and one is a conservative.   So I figure if it doesn't bother them, then why should it me?  

Many of my friends fall into the 65 and older category although I, myself, still have a ways to go.  I just hope when I reach the grand ol' age of 65 I don't lose my sense of humor. 

No, so you could start by reading the category, and stop before you get banned by those not amused by your 2nd grade education and low life language.  But then I do understand that if you do not agree with something, then you must at all costs destroy it.  Instead you just prove your own small mindedness and low IQ.  I should not have called you stupid before.  That is an insult to stupid people.  A moron is more like it.  At least stupid people can learn once in a while, that is totally foreign to you.

Sorry, as you said, you do not assign me homework.  I only have to tell people to read your posts on the climate issue to find out your post where you lied.  You can call me a liar all you want, but you cannot show anyone anywhere where I have.  Because I do not and am not.  Contrary to the gutter snipe you are.

The problem with lies is that you cannot remember them.  As is clear from what you are trying to weasel with above.  But then you lying is your problem.  I was just pointing out to KFC (a very nice lady that does not deserve your trash talk just because your vocabulary is not above 2nd grade level) that you are not worth wasting time over.  If she lets you keep your idcioy on her blog itis merely to show everyone what an idiot you are.  For that is all you have done.

Keep it up.  I love how your only retorts are 4 letter words, "oh yea"s and "sos use".  Given your mentally challenged state, that is the best we can expect from you.

Do not know how I missed paranoid.  But I reported nothing.  Do not worry, sometimes they really are out to get you.  But then I would have to ask - who would bother?

again kfc?

on feb 2, someone using the name ljsearles published this:

Ah, the murderer of mirth strikes again!  So I have to ask the master of attribution and notation - why do you not cite ee cummings every time you write?  Are you saying now that you invented that style of writing?  you must!  I have never seen you attribute it to anyone else!

For shame!  What a plagarist!  What a senseless, hunorless, dull, dimwitted buffoon.  Go piss on someone else's charcoal (Col. Sherman T. Potter, MASH)

it's not "my plan."  It's a joke KB.  That's it.  I notice today, here the picture isn't showing up.  It was here.  So I don't know what happened or how I can keep them from disappearing (I'm not that computer literate I guess).    The picture is part of the joke.  It's the lady in the picture's plan.  I can't remember her name.  But she's a well known cartoon figure. 

It's just a joke.  That's it.  You are way past needing a sense of humor KB. 

Thanks Doc for your kind words!  Chivalry isn't dead afterall.     

ok, I just remembered her name.  Maxine.  It's Maxine's plan. 

Just for screams KB I'll send you this: 

http://screamofcrop.tripod.com/max.html

have a ball.