Published on December 16, 2006 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

The following piece was written by my college son and published in the newspaper. I thought it was thought provoking. The newspaper has received quite a few comments on this.


Santa vs. Satan

It is a complicated, biased, horrible train of thought. On the one hand stands Santa Claus himself. We normally drive the thought into our child’s mind that Santa Claus, Ole’ Saint Nick, is the saint of the modern times. Santa Claus brings presents, which in turn bring joy to us all. Perched on the other hand is the darkened figure of Satan. The red-clothed devil appears with a pitchfork and breathing fire through his nostrils. With a quick switch of letters; a move of an A here, a switch of a T there; and a bounce of an N over here transforms our lovely characters into a surprising conclusion. After the scramble we realize the Divinci Code of Christmas: Santa Claus and Satan are the same being!

It makes perfect sense and is now understandable after all this time. Growing up, running to the Christmas tree to open presents was always the highlight of the month of December. The distraction of presents kept us from realizing the true meaning of Christmas. Christ. Instead of praising the birth of our Lord, we instead worship the red-stained fattened figure of Santa Claus. Trying to gain our praise, worship and…our souls. Since the creation of time, another figure has tried this trick. Sound familiar?

A fat red figure slips down our chimney’s every winter, while we are all sleeping soundly, not noticing the temptations…I mean presents…that are put all over our homes. We can never catch this character, or even see him for that matter, but his evidence is left all over. A faint remembrance of another such person tickles our minds, yet the fond memories of presents dominate our thoughts. Temptations, in the form of presents for those who “believe in him” and a habit of showing up untraceable are familiar. Sound familiar?

Now for the red costumes. We have always seen our favorite fat fellow every December 25th in a red coat large enough to capture his large figure. This man of gluttony, temptation and giver of selfishness dons a cap of red, pants of red and boots as dark as his heart. Red is a symbolic color. It represents many things- anger, heat, fire, danger and…the great man downstairs. Sound familiar?

It is a hidden subtleness that is represented underneath the cloak of happiness. The happy fat man that brings us all joy is more than just happy and fat, he’s the devil. It is time to let the children know the truth of this dishonest secret that has been held since Satan has overtaken the identity of Saint Nick.

Santa no more, Satan has no power here!


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on Dec 19, 2006
on Dec 19, 2006
Careful, there's no Jesus in that santa picture. He's a red-stained hound of hell, deceiver and foe of God, remember.
on Dec 19, 2006



Christmas means many things to many people and those things can differ... all i am saying is you have voiced your outrage and opinion to the article and now as christmas draws near let the Christmas peace in...........







on Dec 19, 2006


let christmas be what you want it to be
on Dec 19, 2006
Christmas Thoughts


Some people think of Christmas
As sleigh rides in the cold
A tree that glistens of tinsel
And decorations of silver and gold.

Some people think of Christmas
As stockings dressed in red
A crackling glowing fireplace
And a warm and cozy bed.

Some people think of Christmas
As faces filled with glee
Sharing stories, fun and laughter
And gathering 'round the tree.

Some people think of Christmas
As gifts wrapped up in blue
Writing letters to their loved ones
And Christmas caroling too.

Some people think of Christmas
As snow falling on the ground
The hustle and bustle of shoppers
And the joy that's spread around.

Some people think of Christmas
As Christ on Christmas day
And families joined together
With heads bowed down to pray.

Some people think of Christmas
As the Lord who dwells above
Who sent His son to die for us
And gave the gift of love.

© 1993 Marilyn Ferguson
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on Dec 19, 2006
I really think you need to get your thoughts and mind in order KFC. To say: "Satan already has the Jews blinded to Christ" infers that Jews are swayed from JUdaism by Satan. Where do you get irresponsible statements like this? Jews, like Muslims and Hindus (Buddhists too), are not led anywhere by Satan. If you regard Christianity as the only religion your mindset is incredibly narrow. uind
on Dec 19, 2006
Sorry, As a Catholic (sorry for those who pretend to speak for me), I have never been offended by KFC. As a person, I do not believe as she does, but I respect her beliefs.


And you don't speak for all Catholics, either. Personally, I found the article distasteful--especially coming from someone who has repeatedly put down the Catholic church.

I can respect KFC's beliefs, it would be nice if she respected everyone else's, and I don't get the impression that she does.

I hate to admit it--but Baker has some good points
on Dec 19, 2006
HAIL SANTA!!!

this was funny...and a lil pathetic...

on Dec 19, 2006
"I hate to admit it--but Baker has some good points"


CRAP! Well, since I am honor-bound to disagree with shadesofgrey in all circumstances, I suppose I have to accept that I am wrong about this, lol...
on Dec 19, 2006
CRAP! Well, since I am honor-bound to disagree with shadesofgrey in all circumstances, I suppose I have to accept that I am wrong about this, lol...


oh damn!   
on Dec 19, 2006
OK, folks...let's remember the reason for the season...

PUNKIN PIE!

Good grief, y'all are just a pack of heathens!
on Dec 19, 2006
Well I guess I accomplished what I set out to do. Are you thinking I didn't realize how you would react? You've all just gave me great insights into your hearts. I now can say I know you all quite a bit better because of this little article. Some of it ain't pretty at all. You really should listen to yourselves. I see alot of hate and anger thrown around here. It's ugly. Don't blame me for this.

You can blame no one but yourselves for your attitudes. Your attitudes should not be dictated by your circumstances. You should be kind, loving, considerate to others no matter what is thrown your way.

This article for crying out loud was just to make you THINK. That's it. Give me your insights but please leave your insults behind.

If you remember the very first line started out saying that many comments were made when this was first published. It was no diff here. I can see very clearly the two lines here that were drawn.

I knew from the get go.....you don't mess with Santa Claus. I knew that. In fact David and I talked about this before I decided to print this. I just wish you would defend Jesus like you do SC.

Do I believe the Santa down the street is Satan incarnae? No. Do I believe that Satan can use this whole Santa thing for his good? Absolutely. We know that "all things work together for good" from God's perspective. We know that God can take bad situations and make them wonderful, meaningful, lovely, giving us hope in the midst of some very bad struggles. Satan on the other hand, as a mirror image of God, does just the opposite. He takes good and uses it for his advantage. He is deceitful, a liar, and will do all he can do to turn us away from God. Tell me as you drive around, how many depictions of the navity do you see? How many of Santa and his reindeer do you see? I was out tonight. I didn't see one navity but saw several SC. For crying out loud, one yard had the whole North Pole depicted. Quite a light show.

Ask yourselves. Does Santa draw you closer to Jesus? Or does it just make you feel good? There is a big diff.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

REMEMBER:

JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON


Now if you'll excuse me.......I'm going to get some of that pumkin pie........



on Dec 19, 2006
CRAP! Well, since I am honor-bound to disagree with shadesofgrey in all circumstances, I suppose I have to accept that I am wrong about this, lol...


If only I had known it was that easy to get you to cave, I'd have tried it a long time ago!

Merry Christmas all!

I can't get the image to come up, so look here to find it: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6782/1229/1600/jesus%20card%20w%20addy.jpg
on Dec 19, 2006
You can blame no one but yourselves for your attitudes. Your attitudes should not be dictated by your circumstances. You should be kind, loving, considerate to others no matter what is thrown your way.


KFC--Just because I disagree with you and find your take on St. Nick to be offensive, does not mean that I am not kind, loving and considerate to others. Who are you to judge me (or anyone else) anyway?

Why is it that you can state your opinion about this but anyone who challenges you has a problem with their "attitude"?

My relationship with God is none of anyone's business--it's between me and God. And frankly, I don't need to wear my faith on my sleeve and announce it to others on a daily basis in order to be secure in my faith.



on Dec 19, 2006
Trying the image one more time

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