Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so...   but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger?  JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan . Obama,&nbs...

This is totally obscene in more ways than one.   This just totally infuriates me.   Hello???   Anyone listening?  This is an example of our tax dollars...certainly NOT working for us.  Check out this link and see...exactly who is getting stimulated with our hard earned tax dollars?  Disgusting!    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/31/congress-blasts-obscene-programs-funded-nea-stimulus-grants/

"THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT AN INSTRUMENT FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO RESTRAIN THE PEOPLE, IT IS AN INSTRUMENT FOR THE PEOPLE  TO RESTRAIN THE GOVERNMENT LEST- (GOVERNMENT) COME TO DOMINATE OUR LIVES AND INTEREST."  PATRICK HENRY

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.   The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.   The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.   The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception.   Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.  ...

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.   The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.   The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.   The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception.   Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.  ...

RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve , resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily...

I've been hearing alot about hate crimes and I just don't get it.  What defines a crime as hateful?  Isn't all crime a crime of hatred?  I mean there isn't any love involved when one commits a crime against another.  I just got back from vacation and per usual had to sift thru a ton of emails.  I came across one that struck me as just totally horrific and wondered, as a news junkie, why I never heard about this.  Is it because the victims were just average&n...

Gotta love Thomas Jefferson.  Many know he was one of our most prolific Presidents of all time but lately I'm starting to see his prophetic side as well.  He warned us about a too large government saying "a government that is big enough to give you all you want is also big enough to take all you have."  I saw this Jefferson quote today in our local paper  and thought again how prophetic he seemed to be given the signs of the times: "The two en...

I've been told I have a heavy Northeastern accent almost everytime I open my mouth down here.  You know, like the Kennedy's?   I don't think so.  In fact, I know some who have it way worse than I do up North, but down here with not as many examples to draw from, I'm it.  I think it's most usually noticeable when I say the word "car."  I don't pronounce my r's in certain instances.  It's too much work to do so so I just naturally say "cah" instead......

So what do you think about the Cambridge fiasco? Was this way overblown or what?  How about Obama's reaction?  Did you think his comments last night were divisive?   Should he have commented at all?  Some say he made a huge blunder in his getting involved, especially since he didn't have all the facts.  By now everyone's heard the story about Professor Gates who was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting an officer who was called t...

So Obama's made history yet again.  He wasn't just content in being the first black President.  He wasn't content in being the first President ever in helping the government obtain dominate shareholder status in the auto industry.  He wasn't even content on having the unemployment rate jump higher than ever. He now can boast  of yet another historical first.  He now can say he's the only President EVER who has run the deficit all the way to ...

I've lived in Florida now just under two years and I can already vouch for a few of these items on the following Florida Code list. The roads are totally insane; as it says here.  Whoever came up with the naming of the streets completely messed with our northern heads when we first moved here.  You can have the same name on a road with a different ending like street, ave or drive.  For instance I've seen Griffin Ave, Griffin Street, Griffin Way etc right in the same...

My husband, the ultimate hardworker, took an unusual few days off around the 4th of July holiday.  Usually the only time we take a vacation it seems is to go see one of the kids.  The last three years or so that included scheduling their weddings into our vacation time.  One got married in Maine, one in Wisconsin and another in Kentucky.  And then with the arrival of grandkids that will have to be scheduled in as well.  We've had two with another on the...

Hope everyone out there has a happy, safe and relaxing July 4th as we celebrate our Nation's 233rd birthday together.  Happy Birthday America!    "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor." — Closing line of the Declaration of Independence

"Save your fork."  Our Pastor friend said those are the sweetest three little words in the English language especially for those who love to eat.  Not only does he know when he hears these three little words that he can keep on eating, there's sure to be something sweet coming his way.  This may be the best part of the meal, he said, especially for those with a sweet tooth.  So he gladly hangs onto that fork.  Now along those lines dealing wit...