Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security
What airport X-rays have
discovered so far:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand these over to him and save us some money, huh?