OSAMA & THE GENIE
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a Bottle along the way and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with
a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that
bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want
to awaken with three American women in my bed in the
morning, so just do it and be off with you !" The
annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had
no health insurance.
God is good.