Funny How That Works When It Gets Close & Personal
Published on August 11, 2008 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Politics

A friend from VA sent me this and I thought it was cute but also a very simple way to put things.  Funny how things can change when it becomes personal doesn't it? 

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I'm reminded of the time that Catherine - a little girl in  our neighborhood - told me that she wanted to be  President one day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with  us, and  I asked Catherine, "If you were President what  would be the first thing you would  do?"

Catherine replied - "I would give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow! what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine," I told her  (while both parents beamed),

"But, you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You  can  come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in  the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over  to  the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and  you can give him the $5 dollars  to use for  a new  house."

Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, and  then  replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and  clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5  dollars."

Welcome to the Republican Party,  Catherine.....

 


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on Aug 11, 2008

This is excellent!

 

on Aug 11, 2008

Funny

on Aug 11, 2008
Someone has to clean up the poop - and the democrats always leave it to others to do.
on Aug 11, 2008


I might add, however, that it is a distortion to think that Democrats do not believe in personal accountability. The Republican Party seems to think that it has a corner on the morality market. Baloney.

I know I'm a Democrat and I believe people should work for a living and be personally accountable, and so on...all the ethical and moral aspects we should maintain ourselves as good citizens. I also believe we, as a society, have an obligation to care for each other, especially to those in need. I also believe that Corporation must be good citizens and pay taxes.

A Republicam might look at that homeless person and say, "He should get a job and if he doesn't, his situation is his own fault." Nice and tidy.

Yet a reasonable person would want to investigate a little more deeply. Perhaps this person has a serious mental disorder. Perhaps he has tried repeatedly to find work, but in his street condition no one will even let him use a bathroom to clean up, let alone give him a job. Its far to easy and simple to assume that the homeless person is lazy or unwilling to work. Such cases are rare.

BTW, I was a regional investigator for the Ohio study of mental health needs of homeless persons (www.link). Even testified before congress on the issue. Its just not as simple as some make it out to be.
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on Aug 11, 2008

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars."

If it was offered to him, he most likely will do just that .... did you ever think of that????

on Aug 12, 2008
I second both Thinkaloud and Sodaiho!!  
on Aug 12, 2008

I know I'm a Democrat and I believe people should work for a living and be personally accountable, and so on...


Yes, that used to be a position of the Democratic party. But lately it seems to me that saying that would make you a Republican in many Democrats' eyes.



If it was offered to him, he most likely will do just that .... did you ever think of that????


Did you ever try offering a job like that to a homeless person?


on Aug 12, 2008
If it was offered to him, he most likely will do just that .... did you ever think of that????


Jokes - at least the good ones, and not the inane ones - always have a kernel of truth to them.

Did you ever think that not all homeless are that way because they DON'T want to be?
on Aug 12, 2008

Did you ever think that not all homeless are that way because they DON'T want to be?

There are some that are quite fine living outside and under bridges and going to shelters.  They have no accountability, no bills, no taxes and no one to hassle them and tell them what they have to do.  They can get free meals, clothes, showers and medical.  What more do they need?   Our church recently went to the homeless and helped them in all sorts of ways including feeding, clothing and passing out goodie bags with toiltries.  Many were grateful.  But there were some of the homeless that were vulgar and critical of what was being done on their behalf.   They laughed, swore and mocked my friends who spent more than a day of their own time on their behalf. 

Yes, that used to be a position of the Democratic party. But lately it seems to me that saying that would make you a Republican in many Democrats' eyes.

Agreed.  The whole platform is to take from those who do and give to those who don't. 

I second both Thinkaloud and Sodaiho!!

well, I can see the dividing line here without knowing  which side of the fence you're on.

Yet a reasonable person would want to investigate a little more deeply. Perhaps this person has a serious mental disorder.

I have a friend who has a son in his 20's.  The kid is useless.  He has no ambition, no goals and is aimlessly walking thru life.  My friend, who has always been a hard worker blames the government.  See, when his son was 12 he gave him a much deserved spanking.  The kid went to school and told on his father.  The CPS came by and threatened my friend saying he was NOT to lay a hand on his son unless he wanted to see jailtime.  My friend said it was humiliating to sit there and take this from what looked to him somebody who didn't have a clue.  His son, knew exactly what he did and held it over his dad's head.  So now, this dad says, the government should take him in because they are the ones who created this surly, unresponsible kid who can't hold down a job for anything. 

I also believe we, as a society, have an obligation to care for each other, especially to those in need

ok,  I agree, but do you believe we should be FORCED to do so?  It's one thing to do something out of the goodness of your heart, it's quite another to be FORCED to care for another.  This is not biblical btw.  

If I go to the store and buy my groceries should I be forced to take 25% of what is in my carriage and give to another having no choice in who I give it too?  That's the way of the Dems and I don't think it's right at all. 

I know I'm a Democrat and I believe people should work for a living and be personally accountable, and so on

Then if you believe this, you should be a Republican, because what you just described here is not the Democratic way. 

that it is a distortion to think that Democrats do not believe in personal accountability.

Well actions speak louder than words. 

on Aug 12, 2008

I might add, however, that it is a distortion to think that Democrats do not believe in personal accountability. The Republican Party seems to think that it has a corner on the morality market. Baloney.


Well of course Democrats believe in personal accountability, they want Bush to be accountable for everything even if he was not directly involved in it.
on Aug 12, 2008
A Republicam might look at that homeless person and say, "He should get a job and if he doesn't, his situation is his own fault." Nice and tidy.


Some might, but many would see it as this better: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach this man to fish, feed him for life. I want this man to get a job, I would be willing to help him get this job, what i don't want is to have to work for him while he gets to sit back and enjoy his free time and free money. Is that really too much to ask? Or are you saying all homeless people are incapable of providing for themselves for one reason or another?
on Aug 12, 2008
There are times when some people get together and believe that a good idea is good, one can say "great minds think alike". But when some people get together and believe a bad idea is good, one can say "great! these minds think alike".
on Aug 12, 2008
I have a friend who has a son in his 20's. The kid is useless. He has no ambition, no goals and is aimlessly walking thru life. My friend, who has always been a hard worker blames the government. See, when his son was 12 he gave him a much deserved spanking. The kid went to school and told on his father. The CPS came by and threatened my friend saying he was NOT to lay a hand on his son unless he wanted to see jailtime. My friend said it was humiliating to sit there and take this from what looked to him somebody who didn't have a clue. His son, knew exactly what he did and held it over his dad's head. So now, this dad says, the government should take him in because they are the ones who created this surly, unresponsible kid who can't hold down a job for anything.


Nothing against your friend but there are other ways to discipline a child that don't involve spanking. Don't get me wrong I'm not against spanking I just know that there are other ways to discipline a child like timeouts, taking away perks like tv, computer, internet, game systems, don't allow them to play with the neighborhood kids, etc. I'm not saying that they all work, but it can't all be the governments fault. Hell now that the kid is in his 20's your friend can kick the kid out of the house, force him to get a job and pay his own way.
on Aug 12, 2008
Nothing against your friend but there are other ways to discipline a child that don't involve spanking.


Hell now that the kid is in his 20's your friend can kick the kid out of the house, force him to get a job and pay his own way.


Hahahahah El-D this is a subject we agree on. Yes I agree with you here. I'm thinking the dad gave up too easily myself. I do know the dad was fearful of losing his child to the CPS. They put the fear of jailtime in him, that's for sure. Seen it happen one other time to a co-worker of mine. Same thing happened. She was so scared she didn't even dare discipline her child and ended up with much the same result with her son.

I think if it were me, I'd give the kid a spanking for going to the teacher and warn him about the consequences. I'd be letting that child know, that I was not intimidated that's for sure.

Seems to me, this kid wasn't spanked enough when he was too young to be so smart for his britches. If done, right no spanking is needed at 12. By then they know the rules quite well and know who's the boss.

My guess is this dad (and I knew him pretty well) was a pushover until the kid got too old to handle. He started laying down the law at an age when it's not the best time to do so. Like we're discussing on Tova's blog....12 is the pits!

Well of course Democrats believe in personal accountability, they want Bush to be accountable for everything even if he was not directly involved in it.


  good one Charles!











on Aug 12, 2008
If it was offered to him, he most likely will do just that .... did you ever think of that????


yes, I can see it now. A revolution of homeless people marching down the streets of Times Square holding up signs saying "I want work", "I'll clean your back yard for $5", "I'll pick fruits and veggies for minimum wage". But wait, what will happen to all the illegal immigrants who are doing the jobs some claim Americans don't want to do that now ThinkAloud believes homeless people would do if offered to them?
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