Published on October 5, 2009 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Religion

While I can't take credit for this I totally agree with it.  


Terrorist Groups Operating In Churches

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. 

They have been identified as:  Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.  

Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ

The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. 

A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. 

Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. 

We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. 

They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

And guess what, no church is exempt.  However, you can spot them if you "bin lookin".

on Oct 05, 2009

Bin Bashin' is another of these terrorists.  This one is especially bad because it often disguises itself as Bin Praying, but the question remains who has Bin Bashin' been praying to? ;~D


on Oct 05, 2009

well Bin Bashin could fall under "Bin Fightin" or "Bin Arguing" couldn't it?  Or maybe they're triplets?   They  look enough alike, came from the same egg but their fingerprints are just a tad different.   

sort of like the Trinity...  LOL?