Which Describes You?
Published on June 17, 2009 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Blogging

My husband and I were fortunate to be walking by a new, anticipated to be opened soon, BBQ restaurant near our home the other night.   It just so happened to be opened for business.  It was their opening night.   We couldn't believe our fortune.  Never happened to us before.  There was nothing in the newspaper announcing this opening like they usually do with the other openings.  So we sauntered right in questioning whether they were really open or not.  They were! 

For months prior there had been written articles in our local paper about this soon to be opened restaurant and how popular it was in other spots around the area.   Since we had never tried this particular restaurant before, we thought we'd wait until they opened in our neck of the woods. 

This lack of advertising was done on purpose for a "soft" opening.  Unlike other places, I guess they had no desire to be overwhlemed on their first night in business.  In one local restaurant down here opening night was a disaster.

It was nice.  It wasn't packed but it was bustling with all the normal first night opening jitters.  Everyone was aiming to please with waitresses galore all over the place.   I don't know how many times they asked us how everything was and if we needed anything.   Everything was brand new, so it was exciting to be there for this first night.  The food was served in a matter of what seemed like seconds.  It took no time at all to eat and be out of there.  I've never had such great service. 

So for just the few moments it took to get our ribs we spotted four different kinds of BBQ sauce right there on the table with us.  There was smokin', sweet, sizzling sweet and mild. 

So my husband asks me, "which one are you?" 

I'm looking at my four choices, then look at his grinning face and knew which one he was thinking. 

Now, of course I want to say sweet, but he was already grinning like a cheshire cat.  So I knew that since I didn't wish to embarrass ourselves with hysterical laughter coming from our booth I  had to take a stab at which one he was thinking and somehow I knew that sizzling sweet wasn't foremost on his brain. 

So I said "smokin' and his look told me that "ding ding ding" I got the right answer. 

Now, there's at least two ways one could take that;  either as a compliment to one's looks, or not so nice as to one's attitude.  With, I hope, tongue in cheek, he cleared up that little mystery when he said,

"well at least Mt. St. Helen's doesn't come to mind anymore" referring to my younger years.  Ugh!  That was ugly. 

So then he asks me what BBQ flavor I'd pick for him.  When I said, "mild," he took that as a compliment; another big grin on his face, until I told him that mild can mean "boring." 

So there you go, two married people sitting there looking at BBQ sauce flavoring and rating their spouse accordingly.  Doesn't everybody do this?   

So if you were to pick, which would you be, mild, sizzling sweet, sweet or smokin'? 

 

 

 

 


Comments
on Jun 17, 2009

What exactly is the difference between sizzling sweet and sweet? Sizzling sweet sounds kinda nauseating for me, sweet and meat doesn't really jive for me, smokin' sounds ok and mild - well, boring sort of nails it. I think I'd have asked the waitresses for more options.

on Jun 17, 2009

Well be glad "tangy" wasn't an option.

on Jun 17, 2009

haha very funny. I think I would have liked just good ole ketchup.

on Jun 17, 2009

I think I would have liked just good ole ketchup.[/quote]

some I know like ketchup on everything.....even pizza....yuck!

What exactly is the difference between sizzling sweet and sweet?

maybe it's a mix of the smokin' and the sweet?    Hmmmmm ya, that makes sense. 

[quote who="Nitro Cruiser" comment="2"]Well be glad "tangy" wasn't an option.

ha....or bitter. 

on Jun 18, 2009

Ketchup on pizza is disgusting but Ketchup is good on meat, potatoes and grilled veggies; and when I was a kid I loved spaghetti with Ketchup. I have to say though, Americans have some really weird food stuffs anyway and very strange flavours. Cheese whiz, I can't believe its not butter - duh, fatfree yoghurts with about 40gramms sugar or more in them - it would be alot healthier to eat the natural fatamount that milk has, around 3,8% and have no sugar, skimmilk - really... that is very very yucky, and all that strange flavoured coffee not to speak of beer and bread. Why is there no normal dark bread anywhere?!? lol

on Jun 18, 2009

Americans have some really weird food stuffs anyway

ha!  You sound like my girls from Bulgaria who never had a chocolate chip cookie.  We've got some good stuff too you know.

and ketchup on spahgetti is as weird as ketchup on pizza in my book. 

on Jun 18, 2009

heh I know, like sweet beans .. I grew out of that Ketchup Spaghettie thing but when I was a kid I would not have toched spaghetti with meatballs and cheese with a tenfoot pole. choclate chip cookies are awesome, so are brownies and muffins, cinamon rolls and burgers. 

On a different note, people in Germany don't really go out that often to eat like people seem to do in the states. I don't think there is a difference with pubs and bars - except that we have good beer (all brewed in accordance with a law passed in 1516 which states that beer can only have the ingredients of water, malt and hops). Food/Groceries are very cheap in Germany, alot cheaper than in the US where I found some prices to be exorbitant, even for basic food groups like bread and milk. It hardly seemed to make a difference wether you buy the ingredients yourself and cook or wether you go out and eat in a restaurant - where youll have good service, save time and don't have to do the dishes. It is quite common for friends here to cook together instead of going out to eat together, although that happens too, just not as much as in the US.

on Jun 28, 2009

hey kfc....long time no see...

 

to answer your question...i'd probably be the sauce that tasted real nice and sweet at first, but then gave you that spicy kick when you weren't expecting it...lol

 

and on the opening...many eateries (and other businesses) have what they call "soft openings" before a "grand opening." the soft opening allows the employees and management get used to everything, get some experience and work out the kinks before the big advertised "grand opening" when all hell will break loose. 

 

maybe this is what ya lucked into....it's always pretty cool to get something "in advance" of the masses. 

on Jun 28, 2009

hey kfc....long time no see...



to answer your question...i'd probably be the sauce that tasted real nice and sweet at first, but then gave you that spicy kick when you weren't expecting it...lol

so maybe you'd be sizzling sweet with a touch of smokin' mixed in?  Hey nice to see you Sean. Where have you been?   You're the first one that really answered the question.  Way to go! 

on Jun 28, 2009

i've been "in exile" because i refused to back down when some people on here literally made it their business to "s*it" on me @ every opportunity....i.e....some of the right wingers here were very scared of me. 

 

and actually the only reason i came back is because i'm considering doing some non political writing and i always liked this site. it is an excellent one to "try things out" on. although i like the old joeuser format better. i liked the "newspaper" feel it had vs. the genericness and "dailykos" look this one has. 

 

back to the sauce....a few years back, my wife and i went to nyc to see "wicked" at the gershwin for our anniversary. (show is one of the best musicals / stage productions i have ever seen and i try to catch a touring co. doing it whenever possible).

 

but anyway...on the trip we also made reservations to go to bobby flay's (food network, iron chef) "mesa grill" resturaunt. and at his place, i had food that one could literally experience 2, 3, or even 4 different flavors or sensations with each bite. it was amazing. what was more amazing was that not 1 thing on the menu at the time was something that most people would seek out. none of it was very "commercial." everything had something wierd, unfamiliar or something to it that would normally make me, my wife and most people go "ooo, yuck." 

 

i ended up ordering his salmon dish. and the waitress took the order and informed me that chef flay served his salmon medium rare by default. i kinda "yeah-yeah'd" it at the time. about a minute later, i realized that i had just ordered what was to me, semi-raw fish. not very appetizing to me. 

 

i called the waitress over and voiced my concerns. she looked me in the eye and asked "do you like salmon?" 

 

i said "yes, i do." 

she said "i know you don't want to insult chef flay by asking him to overcook his ish, thus ruining it...try it...i believe that if you like salmon, you will find this to be the best salmon dish you ever ate." 

 

i agreed to go with it. 

 

and she was 110% dead on accurate. it was medium rare, and it was phenomenal. 

 

but back to the sauce (i feel like arlo guthrie here)....the biggest impression i came away with was just how complex food taste can be. and ever since then, in my own cooking as well as when we eat out, i always now strive to get those "complex flavors" that can change and develop as you savor it.