I think I know why older people get fat. Really.
The kids are gone so that means the food doesn't disappear like it once did. They were like human vacuum cleaners. Cleaned up anything and everything in sight. I used to have to hide food. Seriously. So that left us with a problem. It's an either eat it or throw it mentality now. Since I just loathe throwing food away, guess where that leaves me? Yep stuffing the face. Don't want to waste anything. It just doesn't seem right. Why buy it to throw it?
I'm thinking of getting rid of all the mirrors in the house. Heck, I've already thrown out the scales. Why not? If I don't know for sure, then I'm not fat right? What you don't know won't hurt you. I like that.
It used to be that I'd make a 13X9 cake in the morning and by dinnertime it was all gone. Not anymore. It sits there and calls my name for like three or more days straight. So the solution is I don't bake cakes or anything sweet as much. There's something quite odd about a confection talking to you in the kitchen while you're in the den or watching tv. Hmmmmm maybe that's how the Gingerbread Man story came to be.
The last thing I made was jello and pudding thinking that was a much safer bet for the ol' waistlines. And I added some fresh fruit to make it much more healthy.....but still not the same as carrot cake with creamcheese frosting.
I baked a nice homemade carrot cake months ago for my husband's birthday. I frosted it with a homemade cream cheese frosting. Yum. It was especially good the second day, and the third day and the fourth as well. Geesh. I can't ever remember a cake sitting around that long with three hungry boys in the house. It was like a record or something.
I made so much frosting with that cake that I froze the rest for yet another future dessert. It's still in the freezer. I don't dare make another cake because I'm afraid, very afraid. I'm afraid there will be more pairs of jeans I can't zip. Right now, I just blame the dryer. I'm thinking they are shrinking my clothes. I miss my outside line.
It probably isn't helping that I'm not running as much. Gotta get out there more. It's been so hot and easy to take a day off. I did run yesterday and it felt pretty good. It was the first day all week. So between not running and eating, not just my portion but the kids' as well, I've been weighing myself down.
Hmmmm maybe I should look into Angel Food Cake to lighten the load? Gah! Not as good as the Devil's Food Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Frosting.