My Laugh For The Day
Published on May 16, 2008 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manag er and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)


Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!


Comments
on May 19, 2008

THANK YOU   THANK YOU   THANK YOU

I love this kind of story !

on May 20, 2008

RIBBET! 

on May 21, 2008
Sorta reminds me of one of my favorite blonde jokes.

A blonde goes into a high-class bank in New York, and wants to take out a 250.000 loan for a trip to Europe. Now, she has accounts at the bank in the tens of millions, so they take it without a problem, but rather than attach it to one of her accounts, she puts up her Bentley as collateral.

So all is said and done, she gets her 250.000 loan, they take her beautiful, expensive car to the bank's secure facility.

Three weeks later she comes back, pays off the entire loan (paying hardly anything in interest for such a short period) and they give her back her keys. The bank manager, intrigued, asks, "If you don't mind me asking, m'am, what did you need the loan for if you were going to pay it off so quickly and if you already had as much money as you do?"

She smiles and replies, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to find good, safe parking for three weeks in this town?"
on May 21, 2008

ha!  and who's the dumb one here? 

on May 21, 2008
and who's the dumb one here?


Me for telling the joke, and you for laughing!
on May 21, 2008

 Yes I sang it too. Thanks for the laugh.