So Glad That's Over
Published on April 17, 2008 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Blogging

 

I have come to realize I can now add another least favorite thing to shop for.  I would put this on the list next to toilets or lumber. 

What is it? 

A mattress.

It's not fun, probably the least fun purchase I've ever made.  I've spent weeks looking and researching mattresses and I still feel I don't know all that much.  It's very, very confusing.  There are so many different types, brands, coils, etc.  Do we buy one with memory foam, pillowtop, latex or innerspring?  Which brand is best?  Serta, Sealy, Simmons, Jamison etc? 

I am so sick of lying on mattresses or is that laying?  Not sure actually.  How in the world can you really know which one to bring home by hopping on bed after bed?  After a while they all feel basically the same in the stores. 

I'm not that heavy and neither is my husband so I'm asking myself do we need to spend all that much?  Then I found out the amount of coils wrapped up inside the mattress was important. How important?  I'm not sure but it made sense the higher the count the more expensive the mattress.  I'm thinking you'd really probably want at least an 800 count. Another piece of information along with coil count is what kind of coils are in there?  Are they separately wrapped or not?  Separately wrapped seems to be the better way to go.  If one wakes up in the middle of the night and gets up, the other doesn't move so much if the coils are separately wrapped. 

Then you have the prices, they go from $399-5,000.  Can you imagine paying $5,000 for a mattress?  No way.  What the heck?  And then there's the warranty.  The cheaper the mattress the least amount of warranty.  So usually it's either a 5 year or a 10 year. 

I think I would have been perfectly happy just going to Sams Club and getting a Serta.  The salesman I mentioned this idea to looked horrified.  Don't want to do that he said.  The problem for us going to Sams was delivery.  We don't have a truck and Sams is about 35 minutes away. 

We have been sleeping on a double mattress for about 10 years now and it seems perfectly fine, but it will now go into the guest room.  I always kept it clean and covered and it still looks new.  No noticeable sagging.  I'm pretty sure I got it at Sams Club, so I'm thinking if you have a truck.....go for it. 

So what did we end up with?  A queen latex mattress for $649 complete with bedframe.  I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have gotten that from Sams.  This latex mattress had some sort of pillowtop on it and supposedly (the guy told us) the Chiropractors are giving out prescriptions for latex mattresses. If we had a prescription we would have received another $45 off the price.The hypo-allergetic feature sold me.  I've heard people like their latex pillows so why not try this?   

It comes on Saturday.  I'll let you know how it feels after a few days of sleeping on it.  I hope we like it. 

 

 

 

 

 


Comments
on Apr 18, 2008
The reason I hate mattress shopping is you never know. I can sleep on just about anything, but my wife cannot.

Good luck with yoru purchase.
on Apr 18, 2008

I hope you like it too. I've slept on the same mattress for so long it's been declared a public health hazard and shalt be burned at stake at my nearest convenience.

on Apr 18, 2008

hahahaha......I've only had two mattresses in the last 28 years.  This one now, as I said, I've had for about 10 years.  So my last one we had for quite a long time as well.  Then my son inherited it after that so we got our money out of that one. 

From all the reading and such I gather you're supposed to trade in your mattress like you would a car.  The thinking goes that you spend about a third of your life on it, and it's important to make sure you have a good mattress every 5-6 years or so.  If that's the case....why do they give you a 10 year warranty? 

I'm trying to figure that one out. 

on Apr 18, 2008
From all the reading and such I gather you're supposed to trade in your mattress like you would a car. The thinking goes that you spend about a third of your life on it, and it's important to make sure you have a good mattress every 5-6 years or so. If that's the case....why do they give you a 10 year warranty?


Back to the car analogy, lots of car companies these days are offering 10-year or 'Lifetime' warranties, too. But they still intend you to upgrade every 3-5 years.
on Apr 18, 2008
I am not sure how much benefit the different features and options give in relation to cost, although I am sure some people may be more sensitive to differences in mattresses.

We bought our mattress used about 7 years ago, and we are still happy with it. It's clean and in good shape, so no need to upgrade right now.

Enjoy your new mattress.
on Apr 18, 2008
So I was watching Tv, and a commercial came on, and said, "Forget everything you know about mattresses!" So I did. And let me tell you, it was a load off my mind. Then, they tried to sell me a mattress. But I didn't know what it was!

-Adapted from a much better Mitch Hedberg joke
on Apr 18, 2008
I love Mitch Hedberg. I miss him.
on Apr 18, 2008

I love Mitch Hedberg. I miss him.

who is he? 

on Apr 18, 2008
Comedian. Check him out on Youtube. Just search for Mitch Hedberg. I recommend sticking to the Comedy Central Special though, there's a couple of performances on there with strong language...

Though I really don't know if you'll find him funny at all.
on Apr 19, 2008

So as not to be totally off topic, I'll say go with memory foam!

 

Now, that said, I can profess my love for Mitch Hedberg, RIP.  Another great comic gone way too early.  In tribute:

 

From "Mitch All Together"

Audience applauds, hoots, and hollers as Mitch comes on stage

"Thank you thank you.  Thank you.  Have they told you enough that we're recording a CD?  yeah  ...so you could pick it up and not recognize your laugh.  You won't even want to buy it because you've already seen it.  This is not the target market. laughter

 

I have an old CD, see this one will be in stores.  The only way I can get my old CD into a store is if I would take one in and leave it.  They say "Sir, you forgot this," I say "No I did not.  That is for sale.  Please alphabetize it."

 

Mitch does use profanity on occasion, but if you can overlook it, please give him a listen.  A remarkable man.

on Apr 19, 2008

Actually, I totally blew a great opportunity to mesh Mitch with Matresses!  So, here it is:

 

I got a king sized bed.  I don't know any kings, but I guess if one came over, he'd be comfortable.  "Oh, you're a king, you say?  Well you won't believe what I have in store for you!  It's to your exact specifications!"  When I was a boy I laid in my twin sized bed wondering where my brother was.

on Apr 19, 2008

I slept on cheap bargain basement mattresses for most of my life...until about 7 years ago when I decided to buy a more expensive one...individual wrapped coils, pillow top, (I forget the brand name), we paid around $1000 and WHOA what a big difference.

The first thing I noticed...more expensive mattresses are taller....I can't sit on the edge of my bed and touch the floor with my feet.

The most important thing though,,,they LAST....even after seven years four moves, when we get in bed at night we say...."AAAAHHH this is the best bed ever."

Hope you enjoy yours.....we enjoy ours!

I mean for sleeping....shesh!