No Explanations Necessary
Hi guys,
Welcome to my blog. Are you behaving yourselves? Ha! Why ask you? I wouldn't believe you anyway. Isn't that how it goes? Don't believe anything that anyone of you guys say in that house.......well maybe with the exception of Nate.......LOL.
So since Christian is the instigator and the OLD guy, I'll start with you.
I hope you're doing lots of studying this week Christian. Good luck in your very last finals!! Well, ummmm that is if you pass. Ha, I really think you're alot smarter than you project. In fact, someone told me you were "wicked" brilliant. I don't know if I'd go THAT far, but you're pretty smart in my book!! Measuring and driving the car over the steps so you could under it was pretty interesting. Oh and btw.....check into John 21:24.
Drew........you really need to clean that room and since it's so bad.....you need a really big head start.....like maybe NOW. Nate has put up with alot living with you for soooo long....you really should take him out for dinner or something!!! Maybe you can teach him how to ride your one wheeled wonder. And the legs? Keep em' covered. The world will thank you! Good luck with your finals as well Mr. Ponder. Don't let the HS kids get you down. Stay strong......ha that's what Charles says all the time. Keep practicing with the lip sync thing......maybe you can take his job over when he gets too old to belt em' out. .......
Jarvis, aka pancake man. At least somebody was at the track that day. All the rest? What's up with that? I expected to see a real team practicing that day. Big disappointment.......LOL. Well we know who rules now don't we?.....at least when it comes to hard work track ethics. .....and it's definitely NOT Christian. Tell the others to rub a little dirt in it will ya? Hopefully I'll see you next year. Maybe I'll make my famous banana pancakes....heh if you're not sick of them by then.
Clint.......you really gotta stay out of the kitchen with the unicycle. It really messes with the cook.....and for goodness sake stay away from the hot potatoes. They were meant to be eaten not thrown. I still can't believe a handsome guy like you didn't know who Rebecca St. James was. Geeeesh don't all you guys look everybody up on the net nowadays? I'm kinda sure she'd come up in at least one link out there. Thanks for all your help....especially with the onions. You really gotta work on that crying jag tho. It's unbecoming a big dude like yourself. .......jk. Your room rocks! You're also the luckiest dude in the place with the perfect roommate. How did you rate?
Nate. ....I know you're not gay. Really. You don't have to convince me.....maybe it's the purple shirt? I think it looked quite lovely on you but I'd stay away from pink if I were you.....especially in THAT house. You're just....well more sensitive than the brutes!!! The girls are gonna love you when they finally find you. You're a great sport and you're right I don't believe a word they say. Notta word. Oh and my sympathy is with you......(you know the roomate thing). Drew's a great guy but he really NEEDS a woman.
And I can't forget DAVID....the handsome dude of the Liberty Nine House. Ha....of course....he looks like his mom. I'm so proud of you.......you didn't do the diaper run!!! It wouldn't have mattered much anyhow cuz when you run with just your little itty bitty shorts I don't see much of a difference but the color. At least the diapers are good at absorbing liquid. I've seen you sweat. Maybe you should try it. Just don't forget to put them on tight and then you won't have the droopy draws that Drew did. Hhahahahah say that 10 times fast.
But....running over and up a car.....WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN? You could have gotten yourself killed. I think that was much stupider than the diaper or smurf run.
Thanks for the great hosting you did when I came down. You are the perfect gentleman. Maybe you can give lessons to the rest of the guys....hahahahah.
I had a great time meeting you all .............or is it ya'll? Nah. Can't do it. You are all a great bunch of fun loving guys. But you really need to get women over there. Your house.....let's just say, needs a femine touch....maybe you can barter your services.......hahahah I think you need to hone up on some services to barter first. Running isn't gonna help ya much in that department.....and I'm pretty sure Drew's unicycle wouldn't be a huge draw either.
Can you do oil changes? There ya go. Just have Christian drive the cars up over the back steps again so he can get under the cars and change the oil of say Aly and her friends in exchange for cleaning your curtains.....or doing the dishes, washing the floor....etc. On second thought, forget it, I'd rather pay the twenty bucks.
Good luck to you all and have a great summer.....but I'd stay away from the diapers especially Drew and Christian. You're in the real world now. If you're not careful they may give you some little white coats to go with em....and you really don't want that.