It's definitely tax time. We are now officially in zombie time. We're always looking for fun ways to get thru the time and today we had a bit of fun. I may have a new job. A bill collector. I guess the guys at work think I'm pretty good at it.
Every once in a while we get no pays or those that take their return and then take forever in paying our bill. At our office we give the option of clients picking up their returns and sending their money in later. For some, that means when their return comes through and for others it's just convenient to mail it in later. If they stiff us, then we usually expect payment before we do the next year's return. There are some that never come back and we get totally stiffed. But for the most part most people are pretty good and we hate not to have this option because of the few bad apples out there. So we continue giving this service and try to catch who we feel may be a no pay. After a while you get so you know the "type."
Well today I was billing a young lady that we had just done the past three years for. Evidently she just didn't feel like filing these returns for whatever reason. Scott asked me that when I called her to tell her they were done to request payment when she picked them up. This is something we don't normally do, but he was really afraid we wouldn't see the money after doing all the work. I guess the last time we did her return it was in 2002 and she took a whole year to pay it. My guess it was under $100. This time it was three returns so about three times that.
"It's another EIC," he said, which means Earned Income Credit. Usually those EIC's are the ones that usually give us the most trouble with payment willing to take the extra handout from the government but not willing to pay the accountant that helped them get it.
Well anyway, I called her, and I thought this was funny.....she asked if she could E-file!! For those not familiar with that, it means to electronically file, and by doing so your return ends up automatically in your account 7-14 days from the day we file it. For those in a hurry it's convenient. I thought that was funny she asked, because I was calling her to come pick up her 2004 return along with her 2005 and 2006 return. If she waited all this time, what's another couple of weeks?
Anyway, we can't do that for her because she didn't file the two years before this past year. So "no go" I said to her. Come to find out, she's getting pretty good sizeable returns back from both State and Federal for all the three years. Why didn't she file?
So she shows up. I've got her folder with all three finished returns tucked neatly inside. No way was I letting tthese go before I got her check in my hand. No problem. She just wrote me a check right there and left with her returns. We both got what we wanted. All is good.
Scott comes out immediately and says, "quick, put that in the bank," joking of course. He actually couldn't believe we got payment from her so easily after the last time they did her return. I guess it was a real battle I wasn't part of.
So then after he told the other two guys how good I was as a bill collector he jokingly said he was going to give me the other long past due accounts to collect. "Ha, I said, only if I get a 50% commission." He then went on to inform me that bill collectors only get a small percentage like one or two percent. "Not worth my time then" I said.
A bit later I heard him talking to the head boss on the phone telling him about my latest victory and I heard him say, "well it would be worth it. At least we would get something rather than nothing."
So now I'm thinking he's really considering the plan I outlined half joking. I know they, especially in the beginning, were not good at collections and have a sizeable amount of outstanding bills owed them so this is a definite problem.
Who knows? Maybe I just walked into a little side job.