My very good friend sent me this.....too funny and since we just had a new grandson who just had this done, pretty timely.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other,
Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What
Are you here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
Little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that one
When I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
You lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when
I was born... Couldn't walk for a year."
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