I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up. Sent to me by one of my ant friends! OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or she...
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up. Sent to me by one of my ant friends! OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or she...
Have you ever told a little white lie? Well this one is the frosting on the cake! WHITE LIE CAKE Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies ' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout ...
Have you ever told a little white lie? Well this one is the frosting on the cake! WHITE LIE CAKE Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies ' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout ...
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so... but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan . Obama,&nbs...
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so... but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan . Obama,&nbs...
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. ...
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. ...
Now this is one big nightmare! Hope you have a sense of humor. Sent to me by a friend. The Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black. I felt myself being very de...
Now this is one big nightmare! Hope you have a sense of humor. Sent to me by a friend. The Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black. I felt myself being very de...
A friend sent me this story and I thought it was a hoot!!!! GardenGrass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes , not rattlesnakes. Here's why......... A couple in Baltimore, Maryland had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing some of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden ...
A friend sent me this story and I thought it was a hoot!!!! GardenGrass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes , not rattlesnakes. Here's why......... A couple in Baltimore, Maryland had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing some of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden ...
Sent to me by a friend with a question. Who thinks this stuff up? Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor In honor of the 44th President of the United States , " Barocky Road ". Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. ...
Sent to me by a friend with a question. Who thinks this stuff up? Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor In honor of the 44th President of the United States , " Barocky Road ". Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. ...
This was sent to me by a friend. What A System In The US--Forgive And Forget -- Let Bygones Be Bygones... The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality. For instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden . She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them....