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January 5, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
January 5, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
April 30, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle. 

 

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.  

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
April 30, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle. 

 

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.  

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
March 17, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
March 17, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
January 8, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 
He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  ...
January 8, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 
He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  ...
October 19, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up.  Sent to me by one of my ant friends!

 

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be ...
October 19, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up.  Sent to me by one of my ant friends!

 

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be ...
August 20, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Have you ever told a little white lie?  Well this one is the frosting on the cake!

WHITE
LIE CAKE
 

Alice Grayson was
to bake a cake for the Baptist
Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot
to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning
of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found
an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying
her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout
camp. 

Whe...
August 20, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Have you ever told a little white lie?  Well this one is the frosting on the cake!

WHITE
LIE CAKE
 

Alice Grayson was
to bake a cake for the Baptist
Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot
to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning
of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found
an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying
her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout
camp. 

Whe...
August 17, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so...   but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? 

JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.

Obama, Pelosi, and Sen...
August 17, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Don't know who makes these up...from a friend who seems to find alot of these ditties taken out of context from the front pages of our newspapers...gotta laugh even so...   but the question begs to be answered...exactly how old do you have to be to be considered a codger? 

JUST IN ... Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.

Obama, Pelosi, and Sen...
August 11, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body. ...