KFC Kickin For Christ's Articles In Humor
April 16, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Just Follow These Easy Steps:

A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,

 marry men.

B.  Allow those women who want to marry women,

marry women.

C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,

abort their babies.

D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.
April 16, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Just Follow These Easy Steps:

A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,

 marry men.

B.  Allow those women who want to marry women,

marry women.

C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,

abort their babies.

D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.
February 1, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend. 

 


Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annual service cha...
February 1, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend. 

 


Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annual service cha...
January 31, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it. 

 

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to ...
January 31, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it. 

 

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to ...
January 5, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
January 5, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
April 30, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle. 

 

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.  

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
April 30, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle. 

 

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.  

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
March 17, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
March 17, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
January 8, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 
He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  ...
January 8, 2010 by KFC Kickin For Christ
The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 
He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  ...
October 19, 2009 by KFC Kickin For Christ
I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up.  Sent to me by one of my ant friends!

 

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be ...