Have You Had Your Mandatory X-Ray Yet?

A Money Saving Proposition?

Published on January 5, 2011 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand these over to him and save us some money, huh?

Comments

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Jan 05, 2011

this is just one of the many jokes going around these days. Thinking about my poor old dad getting ready to visit me via the airlines. It will be his first airline trip in many, many years. Hope they go easy on him.

Dr Guy

on Jan 06, 2011

The joke would be funny if not so tragically sad.

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