From a Senior Herself
Published on March 17, 2010 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

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Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes.  

 

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! 


Comments
on Mar 17, 2010

Hmm, free healthcare, housing, education and even exemption from taxes. It seems getting rid of a few Senators and Congressmen in the process is more like icing on the cake. Not to mention a chance for romance and sex.

on Mar 17, 2010

HEY,  where do I sign up?  in two years I'll qualify and I can't wait!  For right now,  well I get by.

on Mar 18, 2010

Mumblefratz
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It would behoove you to check your obnoxious and foul langauge at the door (even though you cannot create a coherant sentence without it apparently).  Since you like to lie (I never visist JU), at least use non foul words to promote your lies and insults.  Clearly you have the mind of a child.  And the child is better for having you steal it.

on Mar 18, 2010

If you don't like it here, feel free to leave.

on Mar 18, 2010

It would behoove you to check your obnoxious and foul langauge at the door
Why? So you can pretend that the entire topic isn't offensive to begin with?

I said nothing that wasn't already directly implied. I just took off the false veneer of wink, wink, nudge, nudge and took what was implied and made it explicit.

As far as lying *you* are the liar. Please quote a single reply, *any* reply, where I've said "I never visit JU". Go ahead prove that you're not lying, I dare you.

I've said "I seldom visit JU" or I don't visit JU all that frequently or a number of other phrases to that effect, but I have *never* said I never visit JU. Seldom is not never. But then that's what you do best. Lie about what people say and then argue against the lie that you created.

If you don't like it here, feel free to leave.
Don't worry, I do in fact feel free to leave. And *occasionally* return when and as it suits me.

on Mar 18, 2010

Usually when someone feels free to spout off foul language on my site I give them a period of time to edit their comment because I run a non-vulgararity blog here.  Since Dr. Guy pointed  out your choice of wording and you did not care to change it,  I felt I had no choice but to delete your comment Mumble. 

Feel free to insult me any which way but please leave the vulgarity at your door, not mine. 

The animosity you show here doesn't suit anyone Mumble. 

 

on Mar 18, 2010

Feel free to insult me any which way but please leave the vulgarity at your door, not mine.
I will apologize to you but most definitely not to DG.

My intent was not to insult you in particular but to point out the ugliness that is in fact the reality that lies beneath the otherwise apparent joviality of your post. I find joking about old people choosing to go to prison for the health care and tax benefits as offensive as you found my words. In retrospect I should have made a distinction as to the author. If the author was DG or any of a number of others here then I would be totally unapologetic. But he wasn’t the author, you were.

As far as leaving the reply “as is” I assumed that DG reported the reply and I had no desire to pretend that I never said what I said. I do stand behind the things I’ve said for good or ill.

But you’re right *you* did not deserve to be the target of those kinds of words. Again I apologize to you and only you.

on Mar 18, 2010

apology accepted Mumble.  No hard feelings. 

My 92 year old grandmother and my 87 shut-in friend that I visit weekly would both get a kick out of this joke.  One is a liberal and one is a conservative.   So I figure if it doesn't bother them, then why should it me?  

Many of my friends fall into the 65 and older category although I, myself, still have a ways to go.  I just hope when I reach the grand ol' age of 65 I don't lose my sense of humor. 

 

on Mar 18, 2010

Mumblefratz
Why? So you can pretend that the entire topic isn't offensive to begin with?

No, so you could start by reading the category, and stop before you get banned by those not amused by your 2nd grade education and low life language.  But then I do understand that if you do not agree with something, then you must at all costs destroy it.  Instead you just prove your own small mindedness and low IQ.  I should not have called you stupid before.  That is an insult to stupid people.  A moron is more like it.  At least stupid people can learn once in a while, that is totally foreign to you.

As far as lying *you* are the liar. Please quote a single reply, *any* reply, where I've said "I never visit JU". Go ahead prove that you're not lying, I dare you.

Sorry, as you said, you do not assign me homework.  I only have to tell people to read your posts on the climate issue to find out your post where you lied.  You can call me a liar all you want, but you cannot show anyone anywhere where I have.  Because I do not and am not.  Contrary to the gutter snipe you are.

I've said "I seldom visit JU" or I don't visit JU all that frequently or a number of other phrases to that effect, but I have *never* said I never visit JU. Seldom is not never. But then that's what you do best. Lie about what people say and then argue against the lie that you created.

The problem with lies is that you cannot remember them.  As is clear from what you are trying to weasel with above.  But then you lying is your problem.  I was just pointing out to KFC (a very nice lady that does not deserve your trash talk just because your vocabulary is not above 2nd grade level) that you are not worth wasting time over.  If she lets you keep your idcioy on her blog itis merely to show everyone what an idiot you are.  For that is all you have done.

Keep it up.  I love how your only retorts are 4 letter words, "oh yea"s and "sos use".  Given your mentally challenged state, that is the best we can expect from you.

on Mar 18, 2010

As far as leaving the reply “as is” I assumed that DG reported the reply and I had no desire to pretend that I never said what I said. I do stand behind the things I’ve said for good or ill.

Do not know how I missed paranoid.  But I reported nothing.  Do not worry, sometimes they really are out to get you.  But then I would have to ask - who would bother?

on Mar 19, 2010

again kfc?

on feb 2, someone using the name ljsearles published this:

 

So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you,what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered..

And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too  old for health care..  

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

here's the link

admittedly kfc's plan (which she describes as "my plan" provides 2 additional bullets and increases the number of senators targetted for assassination by 2.  there are also a couple very minor grammatical reconfigurations. 

all in all tho, it's a direct rip.  no friends involved as far as i can see.

on Mar 19, 2010

kingbee
again kfc?

Ah, the murderer of mirth strikes again!  So I have to ask the master of attribution and notation - why do you not cite ee cummings every time you write?  Are you saying now that you invented that style of writing?  you must!  I have never seen you attribute it to anyone else!

For shame!  What a plagarist!  What a senseless, hunorless, dull, dimwitted buffoon.  Go piss on someone else's charcoal (Col. Sherman T. Potter, MASH)

on Mar 19, 2010

admittedly kfc's plan

it's not "my plan."  It's a joke KB.  That's it.  I notice today, here the picture isn't showing up.  It was here.  So I don't know what happened or how I can keep them from disappearing (I'm not that computer literate I guess).    The picture is part of the joke.  It's the lady in the picture's plan.  I can't remember her name.  But she's a well known cartoon figure. 

It's just a joke.  That's it.  You are way past needing a sense of humor KB. 

Thanks Doc for your kind words!  Chivalry isn't dead afterall.     

on Mar 19, 2010

ok, I just remembered her name.  Maxine.  It's Maxine's plan. 

Just for screams KB I'll send you this: 

http://screamofcrop.tripod.com/max.html

have a ball. 

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