With A Twinkle In His Eye
Published on January 8, 2010 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.   
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,   'Are you a real cowboy?' 

He replied, 'Well,  I've spent my whole life  breaking colts, working cattle, going  to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay,   doctoring  calves, cleaning  my barn, fixing  flats, working  on tractors, and  feeding my dogs, so  I guess I am a cowboy..' 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking  about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I  think about naked women. When  I shower, I  think about naked women.   When  I watch TV, I  think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' 
 
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
 
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' 

The old man replied,
 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

Comments
on Jan 12, 2010

   Me too!!

on Jan 12, 2010

WHAT? 

You think you're a lesbian too? 

on Jan 12, 2010

Well, apparently I meet the criteria set forth in your article.    

on Jan 12, 2010

I always knew I was a bit strange, now I have a term for it - Lesbian!

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