The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt there were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body.
The pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Phychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the "butt heads" in Washington.