So Obama's made history yet again.
He wasn't just content in being the first black President.
He wasn't content in being the first President ever in helping the government obtain dominate shareholder status in the auto industry.
He wasn't even content on having the unemployment rate jump higher than ever.
He now can boast of yet another historical first.
He now can say he's the only President EVER who has run the deficit all the way to the ONE TRILLION dollar mark!
And by the way things are going, he's going to make sure nobody can break his record. The word out there is that there's a possibility we may see a TWO TRILLION deficit by the fall.
So nobody out there can really say Obama isn't truly successful. He's very successful at making history and ummm...some might say bad decisions.
Who else can boast of such things as grand as this?
And......he's not done yet! But look at the bright side! He can sure talk the legs off a mule can't he? 
Oh Lord, we have three more years to go!