It Can't Get Worse Than This
Published on June 27, 2009 By KFC Kickin For Christ In Humor

Now this is one big nightmare!  Hope you have a sense of humor.  Sent to me by a friend. 

The Nightmare

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

       But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!!!

I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend..

Oh, my God..... black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm bald!!!

The telephone rings.

It's my brother.

He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'

Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.

But he doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up.

It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!

With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.

I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heart throb, have you decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama.

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend,

but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat ...


Comments (Page 2)
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on Jun 28, 2009

I thought he meant that the driver license was made out of black plastic and wondered at the symbolism.

on Jun 28, 2009

There's no symbolism.  It's just a plain ol racist joke.

on Jun 29, 2009

well... its more of a "democrat joke" that happens to also be racist. While I abhore political correctness, this goes beyond PC and into the realm of bigotry. That being said, its one of the rare few that are actually amusing.

on Jun 29, 2009

There's no symbolism.  It's just a plain ol racist joke.

What's wrong with racist jokes? Depending on how the racism is applied they can be used to point out problems with society. This one does. I don't find it the least bit offensive, and I am one of the targets. (Don't worry, I am not a Democrat!)

 

on Jun 29, 2009

I think you're being too generous about how funny the joke is and how well it works.

I'm not offended, just surprised KFC would find this worthy of sharing.  It's not high brow racism or anything.  Run of the mill. I don't take the racism in the joke as "tongue-in-cheek".  It seems pretty straight-forward to me.

 

on Jun 29, 2009

It wasn't put here to show any racism on my part.  Like I said, my dearest friend here is black.   I actually posted this on purpose to see what jumped out at people.  TW you proved my point actually which is you can poke fun at almost anything....baldness, druggies, down and outers, slum dwellers, even the disabled (if done right) but don't go near saying anything about blacks.  That will get picked right up........even tho Jews and Mexicans were also part of this joke. 

I think it very interesting that while Don Imus made a racist derogatory remark about the blacks, he got fired but when David Letterman made just as offensive remark about Sarah Palin's daughter he wasn't.  This goes on quite a bit.  Miss Calif got fired for making a simple statement about marriage.   Perez Hilton calling her some very vulgar names got hero status. 

Interesting.  Don't you think? 

What if I had put Christian instead of black?  Would that have been better?    As a Christian, it wouldn't really have bothered me because I know the whole thing is a slam against Democrats....not blacks or anybody else here......as in I'd rather be black than a Democrat.  I'd rather be a Christian than a Democrat, etc. 

If anyone ought to cry out against this joke....it's the Democrats.  Are you one TW?   

 

 

 

on Jun 29, 2009

just to show that I do have a sense of humor.....as I was waiting for that last response to post (took a long time) I looked up at the left hand corner of the screen. 

It says......."Kicken For Christ-What a Nightmare! 

on Jun 29, 2009

I didn't say anything about blacks.

I also didn't call you racist.  I think the joke is a)  not spectacularly funny and   filled with bigotry.  It's not something I suspect Christ would tell. Or do you think he would?

Being Christian is a choice.  Ethnicity or race is not.  Of course, the race thing wasn't the only tasteless aspect.

The joke just seems crass coming from you.

 

 

 

on Jun 29, 2009

Yes, I'm a Jewish disabled gay drug-addled Democrat.

on Jun 29, 2009

It's not something I suspect Christ would tell. Or do you think he would?

I always thought his famous statement "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." was uttered in that spirit. Jesus was just a lot more subtle and intelligent than KFC (no offence). But he certainly used the mechanism of comparing nominally bad things to prove a point.

 

on Jun 29, 2009

Let me explain this to you:

The joke equates these things with being horrible and undesirable:

-  Being black

-  Being gay

-  Being disabled

-  Being Jewish

-  Being in a relationship with a Mexican (or maybe it's just the fact that it's a mixed race relationship?)

In fact, those attributes are on par with having a fatal disease, being a drug addict. or being abandoned by your family.

 

And FTR, having a black friend doesn't make you immune from saying racist things or being a racist person.  I don't know why so many people think that.

on Jun 29, 2009

Let me explain this to you:

The joke equates these things with being horrible and undesirable:

-  Being black

-  Being gay

-  Being disabled

-  Being Jewish

-  Being in a relationship with a Mexican (or maybe it's just the fact that it's a mixed race relationship?)

In fact, those attributes are on par with having a fatal disease, being a drug addict. or being abandoned by your family.

No.

The joke equates all these things with being better than being a Democrat.

Incidentally, these things ARE undesirable if you want to get a job in certain societies, including perhaps certain locations in the US. There are many places where I don't tell people that I am one of the above.

 

 

on Jun 29, 2009

No.


They equate those things as being as bad as having a fatal disease or being a drug addict.  The Democrat thing is supposed to make it funny, but at the heart of it, the joke is listing those attributes as being the worst possible. 

Like I said, I think you are being too generous.

 

on Jun 29, 2009

the joke is listing those attributes as being the worst possible.

Fur the purpose of getting a job, they might be.

Alas, I think the joke tells us that there are things worse than those.

 

on Jun 29, 2009

"there are things worse than those"  -- is pretty much what I'm getting at.  The idea that these are negative, wouldn't wish it on myself attributes. 

Heh, I recall the OT punishment for making fun of the bald.

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